September 2009
28 posts
Just finished having lunch with the two funniest fuckin people in my entire life. I love being an english major. Lol
Exactly 1 week from today I will be 21… ohhhhmygoodness
My schedule next semester will be almost entirely on Tuesdays/Thursdays with the exception of a Monday night Professional development class
10 more days… the countdown moves into single digits!!
11 days til I can legally get “crunk”. LMAO
I want an animal so bad. They’re so soothing to be around.
12 day til I don’t have to hide my beer at the bar
Exactly 2 weeks til im able to drink in public legally
Great weekend! Staff bonding and SIXTEEN BABY HOOTIES!! Soooo happy!
Sat in gum already this morning. A great motherfucking start to a great fucking day.
19 days til I turn 21
3 weeks til my birthday!
Why are doctors so clueless sometimes??
Why does the human body have to be so damn complicated???
I think all of tom cruise’s movies rely solely on his abilility to be a bigotted sexist prick. He is so good at playing that role.
Why do I always get the funniest creative writing teachers?? Lmao
I am so full of drugs right now its not even funny. Not the bad kind. The good kind.
I guess the liars hang out together????
Dear mcdonalds, 4 cherry pies does NOT equal 2 apple pies. Get your shit together. Love, me.
That’s the second time in 2 days I’ve been accused of smoking weed. Wtf?
Sitting on the bus. I just wanna be home already. *in memory of what we used to call in love… we used to call it love*
Mmmmmmm…. I wish I wasn’t on duty
Could I be anymore miserable than to be in fucking naperville on my first weekend off?? prooobably not
Wish I was still in macomb. When will I get a break??
Sooooo tired. Wtf.
My prof is a doucheeee
Frat boys yelling ‘go greek!’ out their car window at me make me laugh. A lot. *peace*love*go greek*
My second story is on page 1 of the Courier!!! Way to make my day!!