September 2009
28 posts
Just finished having lunch with the two funniest fuckin people in my entire life. I love being an english major. Lol
Exactly 1 week from today I will be 21… ohhhhmygoodness
My schedule next semester will be almost entirely on Tuesdays/Thursdays with the exception of a Monday night Professional development class
10 more days… the countdown moves into single digits!!
11 days til I can legally get “crunk”. LMAO
I want an animal so bad. They’re so soothing to be around.
12 day til I don’t have to hide my beer at the bar
Exactly 2 weeks til im able to drink in public legally
Sat in gum already this morning. A great motherfucking start to a great fucking day.
Great weekend! Staff bonding and SIXTEEN BABY HOOTIES!! Soooo happy!
19 days til I turn 21
Why does the human body have to be so damn complicated???
3 weeks til my birthday!
Why are doctors so clueless sometimes??
I think all of tom cruise’s movies rely solely on his abilility to be a bigotted sexist prick. He is so good at playing that role.
I guess the liars hang out together????
I am so full of drugs right now its not even funny. Not the bad kind. The good kind.
Why do I always get the funniest creative writing teachers?? Lmao
Dear mcdonalds, 4 cherry pies does NOT equal 2 apple pies. Get your shit together. Love, me.
That’s the second time in 2 days I’ve been accused of smoking weed. Wtf?
Sitting on the bus. I just wanna be home already. *in memory of what we used to call in love… we used to call it love*
Mmmmmmm…. I wish I wasn’t on duty
Could I be anymore miserable than to be in fucking naperville on my first weekend off?? prooobably not
Wish I was still in macomb. When will I get a break??
Sooooo tired. Wtf.
My prof is a doucheeee
Frat boys yelling ‘go greek!’ out their car window at me make me laugh. A lot. *peace*love*go greek*
My second story is on page 1 of the Courier!!! Way to make my day!!
August 2009
20 posts
Paying dues takes a toll on my bank account for sure
My story ran on the 3rd page of the courier!!! Yay me!!!
My first article is running in tomorrows paper!! Woohoo!!!
Awww!! Just overheard a resident say I was so nice as I got off the elevator!! What a sweetie!!
Check in is done for today. Time to eat (finally) and relax (FINALLY). Startin all over again tomorrow.
My ex boyfriend is a fucking piece of shit. Have a nice fucking life, asshole.
I hate being sick and forced to work all day and night. Where’s the sleep????
Cool. Im stuck here for the next hour and a half. Fuckin awesome. Why won’t anyone pick up their damn phones?
Let me guess… you want me to sing your petition to prevent minorities from joining your yacht club??
Buyers and sellers! Buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores! Pimps and whores!
Being afraid of the toothfairy is actually a legitimate fear. She was rifling through my shit.
No more franchises. No more botox. No more hey lets clone another goat.
Going to see harry potter 6. Finally
Why is svu sooooo damn good?
Burger king just gave me TWO cokes and only charged me for one. Bwahaha!
Its really sad that I like iCarly. I haven’t watched this much tv in forever
I can’t even explain how much I hate hospitals right now
Detective elliot stabler is a badass. Sexy.
Worst. Drive. Ever. Fml.
“When your friend is being a bad friend, you just stop being their friend. But when your sister is being a bad sister, you can’t just st …
July 2009
19 posts
8 hours of sleep and im still exhausted. How is this right??? Isn’t it crazy how dreams can wipe you out??
I’m back in black… and loud as hell lol